So, I read at Nah Right that Jim Jones was starting a Dipset Skate team, called Dipskate, I think. At this point, I think I had the biggest metaphorical hard-on of my life (no homo!). I mean, skateboarding and powerful music thrown all together, goddam! It would be, in my opinion, the pinnacle of Western civilization.
That said, I clicked the link and found this:
Fucking rollerbladers, dude. There's a lot I could say, but I don't even want to talk about it.